Preach
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I’ve lost hope in humanity. Country to country, town to town, we’re all a bunch of shit heads, but America has truly topped the bill in the most disgusting way imaginable. Whether or not you voted for him, if you’re standing in a group of two, that other fucker did, statistically. That said, half the…
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Welcome back to Twin Oaks, my friends! This was my first fiction novel published back in 2010. In the last chapter, we lost poor Ryan Weldon and a couple of ambulance jockeys to a strange beast. Now, ten hours before that event, we meet our main character, Toby Liberman and his best friend Johnny Haynes……
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Again, it didn’t take too long for me to find writing material this morning. Fodder, to be more precise. My motto isn’t just cleaver wordplay; they’re words I live by. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon. Be honest, enjoy life, and always continue to do what they say can’t be done. Even at 8am…
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First thing’s first; there have been a few of you who’ve subscribed to The Gonzo Wolf. Thank you. I don’t email everything I post, but I will be hitting you up at least once a day. I post everything to Threads automatically, though; it’s a WordPress thing. I hope you enjoy what you’ll see here.…
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Peep this. I had the displeasure of suddenly meeting with a doctor this morning. The details are inconsequential. Trump’s Venezuela presser was on television. He/She applauded it. I stood my ground and said my piece. He/She defended his/her beliefs until he/she was red in the face (the color of his/her favorite hat), but I turned…
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I’m disgusted. Sick to my stomach. Seriously hurting. As an Army veteran, a disabled one at that, I truly thought our military would be the final barrier between our president and chaos. I was wrong. Certainly the Republican party wouldn’t stop him because they’re all profiting. Certainly the Democratic party, the one in which I…
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Dammit, weve been asking ourselves where the ducks go for decades. In 2026, all will be revealed. Demand full duck disclosure. It’ll be quacktastic.
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Dude. I love being married to a city chick. When we go out of town, we can split the driving right down the middle, and I don’t need to worry about her freaking out or locking up at the first sign of strange traffic. It gives me time to write. This is her. It’s cute.…
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Toby Liberman is nearing the end of his rope. After a fateful confrontation with his wife’s lover, he is chased into the woods only to be discovered by an unidentifiable creature. He is attacked and rendered unconscious. Upon waking at the scene of a gruesome triple homicide, Toby is arrested as the sole suspect and…
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I had a strange, old rich lady in my kitchen the other night (not for dinner; we eat regular food just like the rest of you) who tried her best to convince me Satan was real. Isn’t it usually the other way around? God is real and Satan’s believability is the consolation prize? I guess…
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Ross Coulthart has released a TON of declassified AARO and DoD UAP videos in the last twenty-four hours. None of them are definitive proof – like, there’s not any Snapchat footage of a Grey smoking a joint with Bob Lazar – but some of them are interesting. You can visit the Ross Coulthart YouTube channel…
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I got blistas on me fingaz!
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This little angel. We got her as a gift for our son on Christmas 2020. Knee-deep in the pandemic. We didn’t even know if we were going to have a Christmas that year. Honestly, I was frightened for the future at that point. I still am, but for completely different reasons. Her name was Lyla,…
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Don’t get me wrong, I adore being face to face with my children, grandchildren, and a handful of family, but I’m spent. Mentally, physically, and even spiritually, my metaphorical hibernation beckons my return. I’ve perfected the art of ghosting over the last seven years, and it’s pleasant. The unfortunate side effect is that I tend…
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The color Purple doesn’t make me think of Whoopi, and I watch The View. Daily.
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