Preach
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Sure, life is a highway, but it could be YOUR highway. You just need to learn how to drive the **** out of the car.
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I’m not sure if anyone’s said this yet but, in defense of President Clinton, how much of a bad-ass do you have to be to make THE Donald Trump give you head?
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Like scattered glass beneath my feet, the city holds dozens of stories that never make the news. The glass is from numerous fender bender hit and runs on one of Dallas’ busiest corners. It’s a city who prefers not to be on a first name basis relationship. I can smell the street car burning from…
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Came up with a first verse and chorus to an original blues song. Now I’m on pins and needles for that aha moment to arrive. Rhythm riff. Right now, I got nothin’. Happy hump day! Now, go forth and hump ❤️
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There’s nothing like coming home from an epic weekend to a busted HVAC system. Luckily, it feels amazing outside. “Open windows” are a sign of “roughing it” in the city of Dallas. It’s like a tent, sort of. A tent with better bullet protection. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon, my peeps. It was…
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So, I was goofing around in my yard last night and came up with this fun little thing. Happy Halloween from mine to yours. Be safe, be mindful, and scare the living crap out of everyone. It’s the best part of life. Final
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Happy Halloween/Good Samhain to all of you. Be safe, have fun, pay tribute to the gods of old.
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I’m so mad this morning. Between pointless traffic jams, idiotic social media nonsense, and the fact I walked into a sauna during the final week of October…I think I’m done for a bit. I need quiet woods, flowing water, and NO VOICES. No TV, no podcasts, no politics, no religion, no critics, no gatekeepers, no…
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Ever stood alone in a pitch-dark, empty gymnasium? Similar.
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And, this time, I’ll keep it off!
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What if science fiction isn’t science fiction at all, but the most talented among us finally awakening? Piece-by-piece, they resist our captor’s mind control, disclosing the larger tale. The sleeping minds awaken; the facade falls. Then what? Rarely is that part much of a picnic for the survivors in an alien-encounter story. There’s a ninety…
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This is a free documentary about missing hunters and UFO phenomenon. Interesting and free are two of my all time favorites. Also, it’s a good film. Enjoy!
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Flunked immortal Banned on all levels And sinking faster than something previously sunk Pain becomes numb Eyes blur to repercussions Time is the mind’s reset button Whip it out, blow, reinsert Strange how aged Nintendo cartridges and skeet-screwing have the same SOP The Japanese are cool like that Americans? Nah, we collectively trip at the…
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Prince Connor Wrath is beyond bored with his royal lifestyle. Receiving nothing but the most mundane orders in the name of his kingly father – who respects him even less than his own court’s jester – he dreams of a life beyond the land of Lynnwood. There’s only one catch: The gods-of-old have forbade travel…
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“Life is like a box of chocolates. It looks a lot like Ex-Lax. If you’re not paying attention, it’ll turn to shit with a quickness.”
The Gonzo Wolf 