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  • Storm’s Coming; Make More Ducks!

    We’re all smoking quack.

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  • This Week’s Random

    This Week’s Random

    I no longer have any META accounts, so I’m passing the insanity onto you! I am nowhere, yet I am everywhere. I hooked my kid up with this game today. I wonder how long it will take him to find my planet, go to my base, leave on all the lights, and not flush… Tis…

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  • So tonight, I’m gonna party like it’s ‘when’?

    Is it like this for everyone? I can’t ask anyone else because no one speaks to me. I’m not exaggerating in the slightest. Even complete strangers, who I’ve never screwed over, act as though they can see right through me. I think we all died on Y2K. I wished for this at some point. I…

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  • Random.

    Random.

    Said at lunch: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like breathing farts just because it’s air.

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