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Life through the eyes and mind of a modern-day 13 year old (who happens to already be an award-winning writer & budding Dallas musical stage performer.)
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Modern man is so wimpy now, “the helicopter” is an unobtainable feat. “The drone” is the limit, ladies. Buzz, buzz; puns intended ❤️
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I’m sitting here listening to SRV, and my mind drifted. Tin Pan Alley. The older men in my life had lengthy lives with their partners, and knew little to nothing in regard to heartbreak & the bar scene. I endured little peace and commitment, unprepared for life’s zoo without boundaries. Fed to predators under false…
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I stepped outside to face the day, and there’s a full-blown priest standing there; collar and all. Lunch blazed regardless. Catholic churches always smelled organic to me. He’ll fit right in. What a long, strange trip it’s been.
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I no longer have any META accounts, so I’m passing the insanity onto you! I am nowhere, yet I am everywhere. I hooked my kid up with this game today. I wonder how long it will take him to find my planet, go to my base, leave on all the lights, and not flush… Tis…
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Is it like this for everyone? I can’t ask anyone else because no one speaks to me. I’m not exaggerating in the slightest. Even complete strangers, who I’ve never screwed over, act as though they can see right through me. I think we all died on Y2K. I wished for this at some point. I…
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Said at lunch: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like breathing farts just because it’s air.
The Gonzo Wolf 