• Russian UFO Docs Unveiled | Mystery Wire

    Government dragging their feet? Let journalists handle disclosure!

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  • Witchfire Adventures

    Witchfire Adventures

    No matter when you watch this, my mouth will still be open.

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  • Spiritual Awakening Beyond Dogma

    Today, I want to spit serious out into the universe instead of just being an ignorant jerk who likes to make you laugh uncomfortably. That’s my schtick. I keep doing it until the laugh becomes a more welcomed response. Once there, my work is finished. I’ve absorbed you into the congregation. No, what I need…

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  • DFW UFO Reports

    DFW UFO Reports

    I watch the internet and skies so you don’t have to. Anal probing is all you, though.

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  • Witchfire Adventures: Come Out To The Coast

    OMG, you guys are not going to believe it. I was coming out of the woods after fighting these guys and the hottest chick in the history of chickenry came walking up on the beach! She is so freakin’ sexy. You are not going to believe how hot she is! You just wait. You’re going…

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  • Behold, The Buttery Jack

    Behold, The Buttery Jack

    Dude. Dude. Dude. It’s one of those rare days when I grab fast food on the go. There’s a winter storm headed to Dallas, and those are nothing to play with here. As I was eating in my truck, I noticed one of the chicks from the kitchen throw on an oversized hoodie and escorted…

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  • Guitar Temp Experiment: Away by Dare Cloud

    What up, peep-aroni’s. I was sitting outside doing my morning routine and brought a guitar with me. As it got colder, it needed ‘help’ staying in-tune. Then, it hit me. What would it sound like while it’s warming back up? My inquiring mind wanted to know. If your inquiring mind wants to know, watch this…

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  • No Matter What

    No Matter What

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Calm Before

    Calm Before

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Dallas! It’s Coming!

    Dallas! It’s Coming!

    Storm prep. Good luck. See you on the other side.

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  • Outdated Humor? I Got You.

    When “A Taste of Home” was first published (I actually printed it out and mailed it to my old publisher in New York), I was a Sheriff’s Office conservative moonlighting as a left-leaning, ghost-hunting, potty-mouthed Independent. As I’m re-reading through it again all these years later, I think some of the humor has gotten a…

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  • Fifty – Fifty

    Fifty – Fifty

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Not Every Tale Has A Happy Ending

    I spent mucho time twisting knobs this morning. I managed to get a decent recording of Blacktop Voodoo, but it wasn’t good enough to edit. After doom-scrolling through YouTube during lunch, I played a round of Witchfire. I didn’t last long, but it felt like it told a bit of a story. As usual, I…

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  • How are you?

    How are you?

    We’re the laughing stock of the world (we’ve been for a decade), there’s winter weather on the way to Dallas, and Ted Cruz is already on a plane. I’ve played this game before. All bullshit aside, how are you? I was speaking with a neighbor a few moments ago about him getting gypped on web…

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  • Rev-iew: No Other Choice (2025 film)

    Um. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (donate if you can): No Other Choice (Korean: 어쩔수가없다) is a 2025 South Korean satirical dark comedy thriller film co-written, produced, and directed by Park Chan-wook. Based on The Ax by Donald Westlake, the film stars Lee Byung-hun, Son Ye-jin, Park Hee-soon, Lee Sung-min, Yeom Hye-ran, and Cha Seung-won. It is the second film adaptation of…

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  • Gandalf For The Win

    Gandalf For The Win

    And he’s seen some stuff.

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  • The Hero You Need.

    The Hero You Need.

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • UFO’s In The Backyard.

    UFO’s In The Backyard.

    The cover image was made by a generator. Don’t get too excited. It’s Decatur. Almost Oklahoma. What’s it known for? According to the fine folks at Wikipedia: “Eighter from Decatur” is a slang phrase used by craps shooters who want to roll an eight, as well as the title of a song (minus the “e” in eighter)…

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  • Trouble? For Them.

    Trouble? For Them.

    So many fuzzy memories from when this book was written. Lots of clear ones I won’t speak of as well. Writer stuff. “Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a…

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  • Stray – Video 06

    Stray – Video 06

    The game has lost its innocence and things are getting eerie with echoes or Ridley Scott. We also have a weapon to fight back!

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  • V-WAP

    V-WAP

    A bedtime story.

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  • No. Thank YOU.

    No. Thank YOU.

    A random encounter in the kitchen…

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  • She May Have Weighed The Same As A Duck

    I’m a shut-in; rarely do I ever go off our property unless food or school are involved. I have everything I need within reach. There’s no need to venture off and disturb anyone else’s energy field, dig? I even have memberships to Six Flags and Alamo Drafthouse. I hope they enjoy my monthly donations. Kind…

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  • Mastering The Marriage: Traditional And Silly Southern Shenanigans Aside…

    Random spit from the porch swing; let’s set the mood… I’ve been divorced three times and married four. It’s nothing to brag about, with more stupidity on my part than either of the three other women combined. I let it all transpire until things got out of control. Eventuality? Divorce. Inevitability, whether we liked it…

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