• Gandalf For The Win

    Gandalf For The Win

    And he’s seen some stuff.

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  • The Hero You Need.

    The Hero You Need.

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • UFO’s In The Backyard.

    UFO’s In The Backyard.

    The cover image was made by a generator. Don’t get too excited. It’s Decatur. Almost Oklahoma. What’s it known for? According to the fine folks at Wikipedia: “Eighter from Decatur” is a slang phrase used by craps shooters who want to roll an eight, as well as the title of a song (minus the “e” in eighter)

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  • Trouble? For Them.

    Trouble? For Them.

    So many fuzzy memories from when this book was written. Lots of clear ones I won’t speak of as well. Writer stuff. “Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a

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  • Stray – Video 06

    Stray – Video 06

    The game has lost its innocence and things are getting eerie with echoes or Ridley Scott. We also have a weapon to fight back!

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  • V-WAP

    V-WAP

    A bedtime story.

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  • No. Thank YOU.

    No. Thank YOU.

    A random encounter in the kitchen…

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  • She May Have Weighed The Same As A Duck

    I’m a shut-in; rarely do I ever go off our property unless food or school are involved. I have everything I need within reach. There’s no need to venture off and disturb anyone else’s energy field, dig? I even have memberships to Six Flags and Alamo Drafthouse. I hope they enjoy my monthly donations. Kind

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  • Mastering The Marriage: Traditional And Silly Southern Shenanigans Aside…

    Random spit from the porch swing; let’s set the mood… I’ve been divorced three times and married four. It’s nothing to brag about, with more stupidity on my part than either of the three other women combined. I let it all transpire until things got out of control. Eventuality? Divorce. Inevitability, whether we liked it

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  • A Chilly Stroll Through Bishop Arts

    It’s my kind of Saturday living in an artsy-fartsy, tourist neighborhood; ten degrees above freezing. That means, most of the poons are in hiding; either playing Call of Duty or bitching about him playing Call of Duty. Just take the pit bull outside to take a dump, wash his car, and exhibit a few more

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  • Rev-iew: Close Encounters of the Third Kind, The Director’s Cut (1977 film)

    1977. What a time to be alive. Close Encounters, Star Wars, and Smokey and the Bandit released in the same year. I was four years old, meaning these three films played on repeat throughout my childhood. It was a magical time. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film

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  • Rev-iew: Bugonia (2025 film)

    Emma Stone. Shaved head. Might be an Alien. My wife and I were both a little too excited to watch this film for multiple reasons. This is why we don’t have friends. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (donate to them if you can; anything helps): Bugonia is

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  • My Morning Indiana Jones Impression

    Sometimes, I like to grab a rifle, ignore the map as much as possible, and just “hunt”. The sounds in this game will tell you a lot if you listen. So good. I have a “Raiders of the Lost Ark” moment toward the end. That’s just my pet snake Reggie…

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