Rev Dare Cloud

  • It All Rolls Down Hill.

    I’ve currently been doing my best to investigate portions of Dallas ISD who appear to be involved in some shenanigans. This morning, Their ISD PD ghost brigade, four official vehicles vs. one, patrol low-income neighborhoods in the name of school zones like they have no leash. If you Google their jurisdiction and possess half of…

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  • Batton down the hatches!

    5 days of the planet’s ineffective Texas pest removal techniques…

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  • I had structured settlements, and I needed cash now.

    I refused to leave all that money behind. I think they wanted it for other things.

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  • Goodnight

    Goodnight

    Yes. It’s real. All of it.

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  • It’s a beautiful day…

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • AI Sucks, So…

    AI Sucks, So…

    I can’t believe people pop pulp over this stuff.

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  • …and then conveniently locks themselves into one of twelve annual, celebratory prisons. I’m so glad there’s no such thing as middle-aged, cracker-ass, thrice divorced, genealogically confused, disabled veteran, retired, on the spectrum, men in horror month. I wouldn’t even know what to write.

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  • Sunday Wake & Witchfire

    No commentary, no deaths, but a TON of close calls. Enjoy. Happy Sunday. Don’t turn on your television. That’s what they want you to do.

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  • It Starts.

    It Starts.

    This is the least I could do.

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  • My Psychotic Masterpiece.

    My Psychotic Masterpiece.

    Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

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  • Tired.

    Tired.

    I discovered this musician and this song seven years ago. Had no idea how relevant it would still be. Angry. Share this with your friends. Anthem.

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  • I Hunt More Witches Before 7am Than Most People Do All Day

    Actually, my cat woke me up, I have an open floor-plan, and everyone’s still asleep. Let’s hunt witches. Enjoy. I’m monitoring the chat, so feel free to hit me up. Pop in and say hello. Buy books, hear music, and sign up for The Gonzo Wolf.http://revdarecloud.comPreach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

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  • My Swamp.

    My Swamp.

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Final Fantasy Friday

    Final Fantasy Friday

    The year was 1998. I was a proud member of the Wolfpack, Bravo 369 Fort Gordon, GA. My roomies had a television, a PlayStation, and this game hidden in the ceiling tiles of our barracks room. When the drill-sergeant went home for the weekends, we broke it out…

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  • The new Rob Zombie…

    …is the best in 20 years, but you don’t have to take my word for it. If you wait until the end of the day, the indie-horror gatekeepers on social media will tell you what you think about it. Poons. Happy Friday!

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  • Cycling. Day One. Again.

    Cycling. Day One. Again.

    If I’m being honest with myself, I’m in the best shape I’ve been since leaving the military twenty six years ago. I’m still not satisfied. It was a beautiful day for cycling, at least. Lake Cliff Park into downtown and back.

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  • Star Wars Squadrons Video 06

    Just another casual day in the employ of The Empire… The usual language and content warnings apply.

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  • My Nostalgic Song Got Pissy

    I spent a little less than 24 hours in my old stomping grounds last weekend, and this song change is a result of the dark energy that followed me home. Everything is energy. We are psychic sponges. If you never remember anything else I say; remember that. No pre-amp, horrible sound quality, but…good old-fashioned soul-energy.…

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  • Paper & Fire

    Paper & Fire

    “Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her…

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  • Did you see the SOTU last night? My wife just made hamburger buns out of Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Mix. Live while you can.

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  • Witchfire – The Highlight Reel

    Today was a rather busy, unorthodox day with a few twists and turns that kept me on my toes. Somewhere between points A & B, I managed to jump into a half-hour of Witchfire. Here’s the highlight reel. Enjoy!

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  • What?

    What?

    The Dime Western Returns! “Reading Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn is equal parts quirky fun and riveting action. Cloud’s confident, entertaining voice draws the reader in like an old radio western: the perfect bite-sized story with a main character you’re ready to follow through every adventure he finds himself on. So, tune in next…

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  • For Fans Of Jim Walker

    For Fans Of Jim Walker

    The time has come.

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  • Ninja, Please: DISD Stealth Vehicles “Gollum” Through Bishop Arts

    A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a piece on the DISD Road Pirates. This morning, I have new sightings! I’m going to start this piece off with facts: Dallas ISD PD is property of DISD until it’s convenient for them to be an addition to DPD. Their jurisdiction is officially listed as anything adjacent…

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  • It’s days like these…

    It’s days like these when I really miss alcohol. Even if I wasn’t drinking, it came with a convenient, “break in case of douchebag” weapon. Beer always had my back, but it tended to make me a little too giving with my front.

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