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I LOVE Outlast 1 & 2. Can I handle this one? EXTREME violence warning. Ever heard of MK Ultra? Enjoy. I’m monitoring the chat, so feel free to hit me up. Pop in and say hello. Buy books, hear music, and sign up for The Gonzo Wolf.http://revdarecloud.comPreach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
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I’m streaming multiple titles for variety which, if you believe everything old people tell you, is the “spice” of life. Spice, on the other hand, is drugs in both the Dune and Star Wars universes. I saw a school bus at a whorehouse this morning. No lie. Enjoy. I’m monitoring the chat, so feel free…
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The Trump’s are aliens, and he’s going to tell us all at the State of the Union address tonight. It’s the only thing that would make it all make sense.
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So, our guy gets a video from his girlfriend saying, “don’t come find me, ” after she’s been missing for three years. She’s from Texas, and missing in the bayous of Louisiana. Tweaker. Let her go, man. Let her go… Nothing much happens in the first hour, but it’s spooky af. Enjoy.
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It’s a new week and a new day. What better way to celebrate it than to get up early, down some covfefe, and blow the dust of my bicycle. I don’t have far to go to reach my personal health goals, and a few months of cycling would be just the way to cap it…
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Sunday evening, still sick as a dog, and in the recovery zone. I ran in with all guns blazing…until I didn’t. Sent home with my tail between my legs. Be damned if I was going to leave all that money behind… Enjoy. I’m monitoring the chat, so feel free to hit me up. Pop in…
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I ate some bad Domino’s Pizza last night in Commerce, Texas. Had to cut my family visit short and drive home. I thought somehow I’d been chicken’d – I’m allergic to chicken, turkey, eggs. My daughter hit me up a few minutes ago, and the remainder of my pizza made her sick as well. Even…
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Good morning, all you shiny, happy people. Tis the Reverend, yada yada yada. So, there’s a little something I’ve been working on behind the scenes for a bit that’s going to give our readers at The Gonzo Wolf a completely new perspective when it comes to the atrocities playing out around us. I feel as…
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Team USA hockey; both men and women! ORGY NOW!!! Make super Olympic hockey babies!!! We only get one shot at this!!!
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This is one of the greatest games I’ve played in fifty years of gaming. I have nearly 300 hours and there’s still tons of stuff I haven’t done. Also, it’s Early Access! The game isn’t even finished yet! Final release is scheduled for next month. Pray this goes to consoles. For now, it’s on Steam…
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“…a twisted masterwork of human authenticity with a supernatural flair, compelling, evocative, brutal. It is ultimately a story about love and all the dark and awful thoughts and emotions that go with it. It stays with you long after you finish it.” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophilia Templum To most, 1865 was an eye-opening year.…
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Things are getting hairy… Chapter Five Toby had heard many tales about “the light” from those enduring near-death experiences. He found that light to be much brighter than described. It overwhelmed Toby’s senses like an overdose of unbridled joy. His cares and fears no longer seemed to exist- total, absolute peace blanketed him like a…
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Happy Friday! Going to be a busy weekend behind the scenes, so I wanted to goof off for a bit. Want to join me? I’m monitoring the chat. Breathe.
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A special thanks to all my new subs! Don’t hesitate to reach out in the comments section, on the About page, or via email at Chad@RevDareCloud.Com. Let’s see what tomorrow brings! I hope it’s aliens… It sure beats crusty, old, rich pedos.
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Predator was one of those eighties films that blew my young mind when it released. My mom brought it home from her job at the drug store, which also housed the towns only video rental store and comic book rack. I purchased a dozen or so of the original Marvel Transformers comics from there. See?…
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It’s time to find out if Toby’s wife has been cheating on him with the sheriff! Grab the popcorn!
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I live in a super liberal trust fund baby party neighborhood. I wear this shirt sometimes. I’ve had to explain it to EVERYONE. EVERYONE. This morning, a crippled, elderly black woman working as a polling volunteer reached out and touched me stating, “I love that shirt, young man.” I replied, “Yes ma’am, I know you…
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I kind of had one of those ‘hit your head on the toilet and invent the Flux Capacitor’ moments, so I’m pecking it out a tad emotional. My mind got a splash of how racist politics have truly become this morning (even though I was already well-aware; it doesn’t try to hide in Texas), and…
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My entire Kindle catalog (minus Starving Zoe) is set at .99 cents per title. All proceeds between now and midnight will be donated to the “Pipes For Paragraphs” foundation of greater East Texas. It’s a non-profit organization that will trade a book for a meth pipe. Unfortunately, those books came from a nearby prison library,…
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Back in 2019 – pre-pandemic, and when some folks still considered me to be “interesting” – I signed babies and kissed books in the same room with the director of this film, Sam Raimi. He and Bruce Campbell were rumored to be a couple of thankless twats on the horror convention circuit who treated their…
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Twin Oaks, Texas is at war! Taking place immediately after the Far From Home events in New York City, Katie Liberman has returned to rescue her birthplace from the clutches of her nemesis. As the paranormal battle of North vs. South rages in the shadows, the tiny town must decide to fight against the odds…
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This film was meant to be the Gen X savior after Rise of Skywalker slapped us all across the face with its lightsaber. Then, the pandemic happened. Our entire worlds changed. We glitched. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film: Bill & Ted Face the Music is a 2020…
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We’re going to get there, or we won’t. I don’t think we little people have anything to do with the outcome. As a great man once said: “Buy the ticket; take the ride.” Smile for the photo. They’re important later in life.
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Not gonna lie. I’m crying like a kid with a skinned knee. Do kids still get those? Don’t they require you to go outside?
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I found this poem tucked away in a random folder, as well as some stuff I don’t even remember writing! I remember this, though. I moved into an office, hoping GWP would turn into something I no longer have the desire or energy for. It was in a high-rise in downtown Dallas, and be damned…
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