Rev Dare Cloud

  • Star Wars: Squadrons – Video 01 – The Beginning

    I’ve played this introductory mission a couple of times over the years but never really dedicated myself to getting good at the game. So far, this reminds me of old-school Wing Commander with a better IP. Let’s see where it leads!

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  • I learned it from watching you…

    Toby Liberman is nearing the end of his rope. After a fateful confrontation with his wife’s lover, he is chased into the woods only to be discovered by an unidentifiable creature. He is attacked and rendered unconscious. Upon waking at the scene of a gruesome triple homicide, Toby is arrested as the sole suspect and…

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  • A Taste of Home by Rev. Dare Cloud – Chapter 04

    When last we left our hero (?), he’d just learned his wife was having an affair with the Sheriff of Twin Oaks… Chapter Four Johnny ran in the door, slamming it hard to block the blowing rain and potential terror which was trying to follow. Barely acknowledging the two girls who were planted firmly on…

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  • A Taste of Home by Rev. Dare Cloud, Chapter 03 (narrated by Rev. Dare Cloud)

    I really had a lot of fun narrating this chapter, because it gives you a hint into Katie and Johnny’s mindset. I’m not doing this on Audible, because I don’t want to put up with the Amazon hassles. It’s not about the money. Never has been. I like telling stories. Plus, my recording studio isn’t…

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  • The freeze hath ended…

    The freeze hath ended…

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • The last of my Monday magic…

    Okay, all you shiny, happy people… I’m spent. I mustered up what I had left to offer this unto the universe. Have a beautiful Monday.

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  • The “Farce” Is With Us

    The one thing I waited for during last night’s Superb Owl had nothing at all to do with Football. I’m a hockey fan, peeps. I haven’t watched a football game in 26 years, and I’d prefer to keep that record climbing. Do they still celebrate after running three feet and tripping over their own feet?…

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  • Once you’ve reached your preferred morning level of consciousness…

    Prepare yourselves; this isn’t going to be easy for you to hear. Then again, perhaps I was the odd-one-out all those years and this is totally normal? That’s not necessarily a question, I’m just using the question mark for inflection. Not totally sure if that’s allowed within the rules of the English language but, again,…

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  • I’ve been through the desert on a horse named Poon…

    To most, 1865 was an eye-opening year. The American Civil War was officially over and the soldiers fortunate enough to survive the bloody conflict returned home to collect the pieces of their former lives. To young Arizonan, Robert Jack, the fateful desert homecoming marked the end to all he once knew. Forgiveness is overrated. Death…

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  • Castlevania: Lords of Shadow Video 09

    Although better than most that’ve come after, there hasn’t been a castle nor vania – whatever that may be. This is reskinned God of War and every other franchise developed when this originally released. You could’ve called this game anything but Castlevania.

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  • Rev-iew: The Abyss: Special Edition (1989)

    I wanted to sit on this one a few days before I wrote it. I hope it comes out okay, because I’m still not sure what I want to say. Wish me luck? Until then, let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (donate to them if you can,…

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  • Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order Video 19 – Final Video

    And the award for slowest, longest credits in a video game goes to… Good story. I’ll play the sequel soon.

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  • Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order Video 18

    I believe in transparency, so I must confess. I had to lower the difficulty to beat this guy, and be damned if he’s not the last boss! We’re getting close, though.

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  • Fingernails & Fur

    Fingernails & Fur

    Twin Oaks, Texas is at war! Taking place immediately after the Far From Home events in New York City, Katie Liberman has returned to rescue her birthplace from the clutches of her nemesis. As the paranormal battle of North vs. South rages in the shadows, the tiny town must decide to fight against the odds…

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  • A few in stock…

    A few in stock…

    A Curse Beyond Comprehension. A Power Beyond Belief. A Girl Far From Home. Katie Liberman is your typical eighteen-year-old college student…or at least that’s what her family thinks. Picking up five years after the events of A Taste of Home, Katie has dropped out of school and embarked upon a dangerous quest to find Kurt…

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  • Talk Me Into It

    Talk Me Into It

    I don’t play well with others – that’s a proven fact a dozen times over – but I really feel like playing tonight. Maybe they’ll all stay home. Perhaps if I announced I was coming, they’d stay home? It’s worth a try.

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  • Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order Video 17

    BIG PROBLEM: I’M SLIGHTLY COLOR BLIND TO SHADES OF COLOR. GUESS WHAT THIS GAME USES TO IDENTIFY UNBLOCKABLE ATTACKS. A RED OUTLINE IN A ROOM WITH LOTS OF RED. THIS IS CHALLENGING. I DON’T WIN THE FIGHT; I JUST STOP AFTER AN HOUR OF LOSING. I’LL TRY AGAIN IN A FEW DAYS. Today is the…

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  • Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order Video 16

    Ready to run around an abandoned, frozen Jedi temple in search of a new Kyber Crystal. You’ll never guess which color I choose… Also, I believe we’re getting pretty close to the end.

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  • Had A Bad Day?

    Had A Bad Day?

    Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her repressed supernatural powers. Angel soon learns her life was intended for things greater than extinguishing fires for mortals. Now on the…

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  • Don’t Leave The House.

    Don’t Leave The House.

    We’re three days past a full moon and everything feels off. I woke up and stepped directly into a disagreement, had a grumpy morning in the drop-off line, and none of my music gear wants to act right. I need to hit the reset button; end of story.

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  • Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order Video 15

    I’m apologizing in advance. I spend much of this video running around in circles. Truth be told, I’m slightly color blind, so it’s damn-near impossible sometimes for me to see cracks, ledges, and ropes. I’m still getting there!

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  • The Legend of Zoe

    The Legend of Zoe

    Starving Zoe was the third and final element in my mental breakdown a few years ago. The other causes were the pandemic and January 6th, but Zoe came in waves. She was review bombed, got me fired from a job, got me kicked off of a music festival…and is somehow available at Barnes & Noble…

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  • Witness.

    Witness.

    This tree. The alien things this tree has seen and heard throughout the decades. I say alien, because I assume trees find us as such. None of us can assume to comprehend the comings and goings of trees. One good turn, and such. The park in which it resides began as a privileged playground over…

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  • Castlevania Lords of Shadow Video 08

    Trial and error. Trial and error. Trial and error. Remember when videogames were trial and error instead of frantic, multiplayer nonsense where ten year old’s call you hurtful names… Same.

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  • Castlevania Lords of Shadow Video 07

    I love all things Castlevania, but I despise those 2010 era games (late PS2\Early PS3) with fixed camera angles and HUGE bosses. This may have been top-notch gaming fifteen years ago, but it’s shite now. Still… Vampires, werewolves, and Patrick Stewart! I die. A lot. Fast forward to when I don’t lol!

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