The Gonzo Wolf

80 degrees on a February evening

Stoned mosquitos shuffle to their kitchen and back; the hardware isn’t quite ready, but I like how they’re thinking

Gandalfing today’s bowl with finality

A wizard sans pipe rivals a Texan without a firearms collection

Just don’t roll over and silence the alarm on your gun in the morning; it’s permanent

I wish for peace in a world recommending I arm myself at all times

How awkward to drop trousers only to realize fate’s twists and turns place you on the receiving end of said cannon, and I ain’t even slept with no one!

Salute to the old days

Toilet doom-scrolling at gunpoint

Shitter Twitter

Smile; tomorrow’s Tuesday

I’ll protect you for as long as I can.

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