Breathe.
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Prepare yourselves; this isn’t going to be easy for you to hear. Then again, perhaps I was the odd-one-out all those years and this is totally normal? That’s not necessarily a question, I’m just using the question mark for inflection. Not totally sure if that’s allowed within the rules of the English language but, again,…
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It’s okay to be in your fifties, smoking between cars, dodging mall security, and thumbing through vinyl. Don’t let society’s expectations steal your fire. Be a fucking wizard.
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Me and mine are sitting up drinking coffee in the hotel room doom scrolling. Outside the door, two maids are having a disagreement. I don’t speak espanol, so I cannot solve their issue or successfully intervene. Instead, I’m quoting aloud scenes from Jabba’s palace in “Return of the Jedi”, translating like 3PO, and cracking-up my…
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This tree. The alien things this tree has seen and heard throughout the decades. I say alien, because I assume trees find us as such. None of us can assume to comprehend the comings and goings of trees. One good turn, and such. The park in which it resides began as a privileged playground over…
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I exhale winter’s last pure breath. Soon, it’ll be nothing but a memory; replaced. Recorded over by the next snowfall, if ever. A rarity to the southern-born child. There’s miles beneath these mild-winter feet; Rockwell art come to life. The 1950’s Holiday dreams marked and remembered by every child twenty years after the fact. The…
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We are all stuck inside with our phones and television because of the weather. Our phones and the television are showing us people being murdered on the streets of America. We’re trapped, but maybe that’s a good thing. Some who’ve turned their head will be forced to watch. I’m an Army veteran, and I’m scared…
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We’re the laughing stock of the world (we’ve been for a decade), there’s winter weather on the way to Dallas, and Ted Cruz is already on a plane. I’ve played this game before. All bullshit aside, how are you? I was speaking with a neighbor a few moments ago about him getting gypped on web…
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I’m just now taking a moment to breathe and look at the big picture. I’ve had a few of you subscribe to my nonsense this week, and I thank you for it. I just type what’s on my mind, no matter how bizarre. Let’s set the tone… I’m not sure what my plans are for…
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Ok, I don’t know who the dude in the cover photo is, but he looks suburban-white-male and in shock. Isn’t that how you get views? Please enjoy the following video. See? See what we’re missing? While we’re all watching Donnie Dorko do his best Doctor Evil impression, we’re missing out on things like this! It’s…
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I’ve got some traveling to do today, so I’m not sure how active I’ll be between now and tonight. Please be safe out there. I need you. 2026 Resolutions: Read daily. Take a book to the pooper instead of my phone. 2026 Predictions: Trump’s death Alien disclosure Official WWIII declaration Buckle up, folks. I have…
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We’re taught from a very early age that our life can be snuffed out at any moment. Kicking, screaming, or silently in our sleep… It’s coming. That said, there are times when I feel guilty or even selfish that I’ve allowed others to get attached to me knowing that I could blink out mid- You…
The Gonzo Wolf 