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  • Dallas Road Pirates

    Dallas Road Pirates

    Disclaimer: the cover photo was created by an AI image-generator using my words as hints. EVEN OUR AI ROBOT OVERLORDS THINK ISD POLICE SHOULD DRIVE EASILY IDENTIFIABLE VEHICLES!!! On my way to and from my child’s school, I travel through some rather interesting neighborhoods. I’ve literally witnessed nude women advertising the goods rather than waving…

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  • I learned it from watching you…

    Toby Liberman is nearing the end of his rope. After a fateful confrontation with his wife’s lover, he is chased into the woods only to be discovered by an unidentifiable creature. He is attacked and rendered unconscious. Upon waking at the scene of a gruesome triple homicide, Toby is arrested as the sole suspect and…

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  • Parasitic Munchies

    Parasitic Munchies

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Not making fun; trying to wake you.

    But also, FU. With love.

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  • Rev-iew: The Abyss: Special Edition (1989)

    I wanted to sit on this one a few days before I wrote it. I hope it comes out okay, because I’m still not sure what I want to say. Wish me luck? Until then, let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (donate to them if you can,…

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  • The Road To Nothing

    The Road To Nothing

    Hello. All you shiny people. Tis the Reverend; who would’ve thunk it? First thing out the gate: thank you for being here! My flock is small, but growing. If you’re here, it means we have similar interests. I hope I meet or succeed your expectations on those subjects. The next few days may be UFO…

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  • Don’t Leave The House.

    Don’t Leave The House.

    We’re three days past a full moon and everything feels off. I woke up and stepped directly into a disagreement, had a grumpy morning in the drop-off line, and none of my music gear wants to act right. I need to hit the reset button; end of story.

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  • The Legend of Zoe

    The Legend of Zoe

    Starving Zoe was the third and final element in my mental breakdown a few years ago. The other causes were the pandemic and January 6th, but Zoe came in waves. She was review bombed, got me fired from a job, got me kicked off of a music festival…and is somehow available at Barnes & Noble…

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  • Epstein BOMBSHELL Reveals DISASTER For Trump

    But does it? He’s like an annoying Highlander.

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  • Breathe.

    Breathe.

    “Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her…

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  • Seagulls Suck.

    Seagulls Suck.

    I don’t like flying, islands, or rich people, but I have this crazy idea. Tell them all that they’re reopening the island for one night and one night only. Just for old time’s sake. Then, pull the camouflage off the Surface-To-Air missile launchers. It’s just a thought… They’ll need something to read on the flight.…

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  • The Great Texas Thaw

    The Great Texas Thaw

    Twin Oaks, Texas is at war! Taking place immediately after the Far From Home events in New York City, Katie Liberman has returned to rescue her birthplace from the clutches of her nemesis. As the paranormal battle of North vs. South rages in the shadows, the tiny town must decide to fight against the odds…

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  • Rev-iew: Terminator Genisys (2015 Film)

    So, I’m playing catch-up. It’s much better than watching the news. Terminator scared the living crap out of me as a child. I think I was in elementary school, and the metal skeleton haunted me for years. It was also where many of us Gen-X kids met Arnold Schwarzenegger for the very first time. Life-changing.…

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