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Orgasm or Exorcism?
No, this isn’t a new glam metal band. Read more.
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Nightmare fuel, and a match to go.
Something’s waking up, I think. I hope. Read more.
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Rev-iew: Supergirl (2026)
Superman and Batman were the extent of my DC fandom as a kid. We didn’t read or watch anything to do with Supergirl, because it was the 80’s, and boys… Read more.
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The Gonzo Wolf Stretches, Irritated By Morning’s Inconsiderate Glow… – The Video Version
Just when you thought it was safe to gouge out your eyes… Read more.
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The Gonzo Wolf Stretches, Irritated By Morning’s Inconsiderate Glow…
If “Baltimora” were a feeling… Read more.
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Here’s some bedtime ridiculousness
Not scared of mice, are you? Read more.
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Tornado Sucks Out All My Passengers! The Screams! A Bumpy Ride.
Whenever I shut my eyes, I’ll hear these cute, little screams… Read more.
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Passion? In 2026?
The lost art of giving a damn. Read more.
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Goodbye, Skeeter
Scurry, duck, draw. Time traveling on Greenville Avenue. Read more.
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Happy 250 – The Video
I made this video in 3 minutes with minimal effort. Par for the course nowadays. Happy birthday you tired, failed experiment. Read more.
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Rev-iew: Disclosure Day
Did the master of the ET flick stick the landing? Read more.
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If This Doesn’t Put You In An America 250 Mood, Nothing Will
Listen with caution. Read more.
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Endoscolitics – Porch Swing Poetry
It’s been a minute. Read more.
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Monday Morning Walk & Rant – The Gonzo Wolf
Be patient; I’m still learning my THREE new editing softwares. Rediculous. Also, I say dirty words. You should know this already. Read more.
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Hey Peeps! Want Me To F**k Up Your Next Mexican Restaurant Date Night?
I’m not sure how much national coverage this story is getting (Oklahoma; go fig), but I want YOU to see it. Pre-Emptive Poon Disclaimer: I am Texas born and raised,… Read more.
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Set The Tone.
If this doesn’t kick you in the balls, then you might not have balls. Read more.
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Hate Reading? I Got Out Of The House (this is what happened) – A Gonzo Wolf Rant Video
Trigger Warning: Poons Beware. Read more.
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I Got Out Of The House (this is what happened)
Read this with caution, or not at all. Your input is appreciated, yet inconsequential to my skewed psyche o’consequence. You’ve been warned. Read more.
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FAA Audio Reveals Mysterious Object Before Aircraft Suffers Double instr…
I’ve posted this one before, but I had a question. Is there a random jerk with a short-wave radio somewhere monitoring air traffic control? Does he get paid by the… Read more.
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BRB – Porch Swing Poetry
It’s Poetry I Write In My Porch Swing. That’s All. Read more.
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A Stormy Reminder
Last week, an apartment complex exploded a stone’s throw from my front door. I’d never heard anything like it outside of an Army base. Apparently, a work crew nicked a… Read more.
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Writers: Yesterday’s Whackadoodles With A Bargain Basement Education
My favorite new writing spot: bed. I’m stuffed into a corner; a warm, weighted blanket constricting me like a mothers best friend’s bosom. I’m a southerner, after all. I tried… Read more.
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Just Put It In The Pile.
What a lousy thing to say, but it’s the truth. My wife asked how I stood there filming in the presence of screaming children and faces gushing blood; all while… Read more.
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“I Operated a UFO… It’s Not What You Think” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan
It’s not Thursday without a 3 hour Jesse Michels video! Read more.
