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Porch Swing Poetry at your service.
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I’ve got this spinning on vinyl next to me, and it’s truly reflecting the day. I caught glimpse of someone sizing up the moat, and I ventured to meet them with the Noisy Cricket. Luckily, it was only the HOA guy, who was waiting on an inspector from the City of Dallas. Condo ownership is…
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Good morning, all you shiny, happy people. Allow me to set the tone… I’ve got this spinning on vinyl next to me, and it’s truly reflecting the day. I caught glimpse of someone sizing up the moat, and I ventured to meet them with the Noisy Cricket. Luckily, it was only the HOA guy, who…
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So, I’m camped out on the couch having an existential crisis, when I remember I pay a hundred or so bucks a year for this domain. Writing is my therapy. Writing publicly is my albatross…
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First off, let me set the mood. I’ve got this spinning on vinyl next to me, and it’s really tickling all the right spots. So, I’m camped out on the couch having an existential crisis, when I remember I pay a hundred or so bucks a year for this domain. Writing is my therapy. Writing…
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I was just having this discussion with my wife, and I think it’s important to pass along. As silly as it sounds, it could save a life…
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I was just having this discussion with my wife, and I think it’s important to pass along. As silly as it sounds, it could save a life. We were doom-scrolling on YouTube and noticed an increase in the amount of videos regarding animal attacks against humans. Yachts are being sunk by whales, sharks are stalking…
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Let’s get a little personal, shall we? Tonight’s thought that refuses to die is: “silly shit I did for other people, and why.” Nine times out of ten, I can almost assure you it was for the attention of a woman. Whether it be for potential extended companionship, or just a roll in the hay…
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Let’s get a little personal, shall we? Tonight’s thought that refuses to die is: “silly shit I did for other people, and why.” Nine times out of ten, I can almost assure you it was for the attention of a woman. Whether it be for potential extended companionship, or just a roll in the hay…
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I told my doctor today to add an endoscopy to my already-scheduled colonoscopy coming up in two weeks. In return, I was given a sticker stating, “Today’s good mood is brought to you by weed.” I’m special; I get it. My thumbs are about to peck-out some radically off-the-wall shit (potentially). I can’t help it.…
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Well, good evening, all you shiny, happy people. I hope you managed to have a wonderful weekend, and didn’t fall victim to any severe weather shenanigans. Springtime in North Texas is always a special time in which nervous people sleep fully clothed and armed to the teeth. I choose to sleep naked and armed because…
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I no longer have any META accounts, so I’m passing the insanity onto you! I am nowhere, yet I am everywhere. I hooked my kid up with this game today. I wonder how long it will take him to find my planet, go to my base, leave on all the lights, and not flush… Tis…
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Watch the video for details. This should open the doors for massive amounts of research and better movie viewing environments. Fruity Pebbles stock just went through the roof!See more at http://revdarecloud.comVideo appears courtesy of Forbes: https://youtu.be/l68I3Wo6oCc?si=6fhkNvLt8s-H48IW
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This one is dedicated to my amazing wife, and to those who felt it necessary to make negative comments on my disabled veterans protest video. Don’t worry; I’ve got enough love to go around for all of you!Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome appears courtesy of Warner Bros.See more at http://revdarecloud.com
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The one thing I can’t seem to get off my mind lately is how I’m going to find her again. Through much trial and massive errors, I’ve landed on that miracle square much later in life than most. I’m talking about my wife. Even by the beliefs of the more commercialized religions, I’d be lucky…
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Good morning, my people, and welcome to a fifty-six degree, stormy morning from my courtyard. If you think you smell a skunk; no you don’t. Precipitation times, unless it’s poop from an airplane toilet, are when our world is at it’s most beautiful. I can sense the greenery (planted) graciously thanking the mother for her…
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Good morning, my people, and welcome to a fifty-six degree, stormy morning from my courtyard. If you think you smell a skunk; no you don’t. Precipitation times, unless it’s poop from an airplane toilet, are when our world is at it’s most beautiful. I can sense the greenery (planted) graciously thanking the mother for her…
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I don’t have Facebook, Instagram, or Threads anymore, so I’m passing the insanity onto you!!! This was hanging in a therapist’s office. Are you sure? Two straws, please. How the west was weird. In stock now. Lots of them. Please get them out of my bedroom! Alamo Drafthouse played this in the pre-roll presentation before…
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There’s an old guy (well, he’s older than me) in my neighborhood who I refer to as The Fixer. I have no idea who he is or where he comes from, but I know his purpose. If you hail from the rural south like I do, this guy’s infamous. Every minority “community” has one and,…
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Now I REALLY want to go back to New York! Get ’em!
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We’re living in a world now where wars are fought with bombs…and retaliatory Lego videos. The rich can kill and insult at will with little chance of repercussions because the tech giants softened the blow. Metaphorical or virtual consequences hurt much less in the grand scheme of things. Between grand and step children, I can’t…
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What a long, strange trip it’s been. It feels like I left the cemetery on a different day rather than this afternoon. Even the wife just made it home. She was off on an art job at one of the big, bad colleges here in Texas. I won’t reveal which; this state doesn’t need any…
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A good night’s sleep and a healthy meal made all the difference. I’ve been up and running since before the sun with a smile on my face and a spring in my step. Just like the song says – that I haven’t played for you yet – “you can’t steal my fire.” Only I can…
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Tomorrow is the deadline, I believe. Hegseth is supposed to turn over the UAP files to Congress. I don’t see it happening, of course. He doesn’t want the public to know that his hair products were reverse-engineered at S4. I know Representative Burchett of Tennessee is scared to death by the classified briefings he’s received…
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The morning roller coaster came to a crash around 10am when the hammering began. I managed to fall back to sleep for a bit by using a BBC news broadcast. There’s just something about a woman’s nasally, monotone, accent-heavy voice that puts me right to sleep. The floor crew upstairs had other plans. Trump and…
The Gonzo Wolf 