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  • A Tale Of Two Pizzas

    A Tale Of Two Pizzas

    The story is confusing, so I figured the title needed to be.

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  • Forever Indebted

    Forever Indebted

    And the wife’s scavenger hunt timer starts now…

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  • Untitled Republican Apology Song

    Untitled… But not for long.

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  • Gone, But Not.

    Gone, But Not.

    According to sources, she passed away peacefully at 2am holding the hand of her best friend. Man, what a blessing. Who could ask for anything more? I can’t imagine a better way for someone like her to go. Lisa Rosselot. Geez; this girl. It was June 24th, 1989. My fellow nerds may realize that as…

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  • Teamwork

    She shops. I push the cart and look at her butt.

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  • I Woke Up In A Mood…

    It’s been a minute, and I’m in the perfect spot to let ‘er rip. I’m in the parking lot of the Dallas Country Club. It’s not necessarily my chosen wake up spot. It’s complicated how I got here, actually. I rolled down my window, screamed “wassssaaaaappp!” to the gate guards, and drove in behind a…

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  • Campfire Stories

    Campfire Stories

    The one about Sam

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