porch swing
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Thank You.
If you’re one of those people who read, watched, or listened to something on The Gonzo Wolf this week, thank you! It can only get better, right? Right!?! KISS & Covfefe in the porch swing to YOU!
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Feel of Christmas: Dallas Edition
Wind chimes and chapped lips brought on by unseasonably warm breezes. What the hell does unseasonably mean? Unseasonably compared to what? Where our ancestors came from? Another country? Another continent? I’ve lived in North Texas most my life and this is seasonably normal. The deep-south and southwest have been fooled…
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F**k Merry; Be Pippin
It’s 66 degrees on Christmas eve. I’m outside dressed like Trump after he rolled out of bed with Clinton. At least, that’s how the creep looks in my mind. Personally, I wouldn’t have turned down Clinton either. I had a COVID fever dream where I met him and Hillary on…
