The Gonzo Wolf

Home of The Reverend Dare Cloud, Excommunicado: Writer, Musician, Gamer, & Paranormal Investigator. Jack of many trades; master of none. Paul Varjak-ing it since 1973. What a long, strange trip it’s been…

Spork You, Spork Me

No longer shall KFC be the king of such utensils… More.
Let’s talk about Texas Republicans backtracking on hand counting votes….

Dallas is internet famous again for all the wrong reasons! Thank you Belle for another great video. More.
All Things; In Love.

First thing’s first; there have been a few of you who’ve subscribed to The Gonzo Wolf. Thank you. I don’t email everything I… More.
Peep This.

Peep this. I had the displeasure of suddenly meeting with a doctor this morning. The details are inconsequential. Trump’s Venezuela presser was on… More.
The French Mistake.

I’m disgusted. Sick to my stomach. Seriously hurting. As an Army veteran, a disabled one at that, I truly thought our military would… More.
The Alien Interview Tape Might be REAL! – Jon Stewart | DEBRIEFED ep. 69

Take a journey with me… More.
DFW UFO Reports

Rowlett throws their hat in the ring! More.
First of 2026

Reading instead of raging in 2026 More.
Down With OPB? (Other People’s Bathrooms)

I’ve said it in so many days, and I’ll say it again… I hate traveling. Not the journey’s physical movement from place to… More.
Rev-iew: Almost-Legal Texas Weed.

For the last few months, I’ve been privy to a small dispensary that’s already dishing out the “on again, off again”, “legal” Texas… More.
Stranger In A Strange Land

I’m not an Air B&B fan. Random books, cheap, uncomfortable furniture, and a million rules taped all over the house so you won’t… More.
Demand Disclosure In 2026!

Dammit, weve been asking ourselves where the ducks go for decades. In 2026, all will be revealed. Demand full duck disclosure. It’ll be… More.
New Year’s Baby

Porch Swing Poetry More.
Highway Rambling

Dude. I love being married to a city chick. When we go out of town, we can split the driving right down the… More.
If It’s A Fast Ship…

There’s nothing more terrifying than walking into a Texas Interstate Quik Trip with a head full of (nearly) legal tree. F**k Disneyland; that’s… More.
Covfefe & Skyrim

I’ve decided to give Skyrim another chance. Lazy morning. Everyone’s still asleep. Want to watch me die? More.
Reverend’s New Year

I’ve got some traveling to do today, so I’m not sure how active I’ll be between now and tonight. Please be safe out… More.
DFW UFO Report

Frisco? Lame… More.
I Shouldn’t Be Alive (Virtually) – The Morning Witchfire Livestream

It was one of those mornings when everyone else was still asleep. No narration. Damn the open floorplan. I dip in, I dip… More.
Rev-iew: Project Whisker (Book)

Project Whisker: Alien Theories About Cats by Reggie & Eva Francis More.
Witchfire – Irongate Irony

I’m hesitating to begin a new title, but I’m still very much in love with this game. Looking forward to the final release.… More.
Porch Swing Poetry: Bishop Arts New Year (Video)

So this is something new… More.
All Hail The Afternoon Bowl

Porch Swing Poetry More.
Or Else

Porch Swing Poetry More.
A Taste of Home: Chapter One

But first, let me explain… More.